I bet you're not pretty on the inside

Jan 26

It’s Aussie TV, folks. Oh, how can I say this, it tends to dumb you down, right? I kid you not, I sat in my hotel room and I saw an advert that ran twenty-seven times in that hour. That advert, folks, went something like this.

“Doors! Doors! Get your doors now! Back doors! Side doors! No windows… Get your doors! All your door needs! Now!”

[…] I couldn’t help thinking, is there anyone, seriously, sitting in their house, or the outback, wind gusting through, going: “Fuck me! That’s a good idea!”

Stephen K. Amos - Melbourne Comedy Festival 2006.

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