January 2010
In a city of fools, I was careful and cool but they tore me apart like a hurricane.
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Everything on this site is comedy gold!
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hahaha his leno impersonation was hilarious!
So your father told you once that you were his princess; you won’t see the castle, you cannot find your prince. Now you’ve grown a lot and your dresses don’t fit right. Daddy’s not a hero, he stole your chariot. So here you are in pieces trying to prove to us it’s real; the softness of your smile and the lies you want to feel. And the scales beneath your skin are...
“I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere....”
– Conan O’Brien
"Life's no fun without a good scare."
I LOVE YOU LANAHEAD
chelseahalee:
That is all. Dont be jealous
Love you too!
There I go again, I mean it's so damn hard to come...
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captainlysha:
I can’t belive this. This would only ever happen to Nick ;D bahaha.
hahahaha and in downycourt too!
Biffy Clyro have done it again :)
I’m going to enjoy every second of watching your life go up in flames.
“Hi, I’m Conan O’Brien, NBC’s “Employee of the Month.” There’s a rumor that NBC is so upset with me, they want to keep me off the air for 3 years. My response to that is, if NBC doesn’t want people to see me, just leave me on NBC. Time sure does fly. Do you realize that a baby born on the day we did our first “Tonight Show” is now a slightly larger baby? This is absolutely true—I received a...
I WAS BORN WITH GLASS BONES AND PAPER SKIN. EVERY...
(via glitter-n-dope)
Y’all just like them now because they turned all emo/goth/punk. Before you hated them and thought they were the most uncool people ever. Low!
I post so much about this band.
13998.) I have the most fragile ego.
(via blogsecret)